Uh, this started out as a graphic for the colour meme (the much requested Romulan Commander/magenta
I know y’all are just humouring me but) but halfway through it I realized that the dimensions make it look like a poster, and then I also realized that the style makes it look like some saccharine indie film. So not only am I fulfilling like, ten requests, I’m doing the colour meme, the poster remake meme and the genre swap meme at the same time and am basically hitting an entire flock of birds with one stone. Yeah.
COMPANY TIME WELL SPENT.
It has been too long since her visage graced my blog.
“There’s a well known saying - or is it a myth? - that Vulcans are incapable of lying.”
“It is no myth.”
“Then tell me truthfully now, by your honor as a Vulcan, what was your mission?”
“I reserve the privilege of speaking only when it will not violate my honor as a Vulcan.”
“It is unworthy of a Vulcan to resort to subterfuge.”
“You are being clever, Commander. That is unworthy of a Romulan.”
ENTERPRISE INCIDENT ON MY DASH
But really though.
BEST DRESSED FOR ALL ETERNITY
Commander: Mister Spock! That corridor is forbidden to all but loyal Romulans.
Spock: Of course. I shall obey your restrictions.
Commander: I hope that one day there will be no need for you to observe any restrictions.
Spock: It would be illogical to assume that all conditions remain stable.
I just… can’t even with this scene. Apparently the Romulans were not good critical thinkers. “Ooh, we’re gonna keep our top-secret device ‘hidden’ behind a glaringly large door and have a single guard stand right in front of it! And we’re gonna put up red spotlights around it to make it look like Vegas up in here! And we’re gonna tell people this corridor is off limits!” I know the cloaking device mission was totally uncalled for because the threat posed by the Romulans at the time did not equal the risk involved in acquiring it BUT JESUS CHRIST ROMULANS, IF YOU’RE GOING TO BE THAT STUPID PERHAPS YOU DON’T DESERVE THIS TECHNOLOGY.
I really like her boobs. THOSE PERFECT MOUNDS OF… WOMANLY… ADIPOSE… TISSUE…
This is such a MESS but I made it purely so I can say that there is now a rainbow picspam of The Enterprise Incident. YOU CAN’T TAME ME, MAGENTA.
I NEED RAINBOW PICSPAM OF EVERYTHING EVER, SO THIS PLEASES ME GREATLY.
Why isn’t real life this pretty?